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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Big Butt Bold and Powerful

I got tits the size of watermelons


I got horse hair and I got me a horse's ass. Take a look, it's all around us. We are surrounded by it and men are loving it. Yep, ladies, i'm referring to the booty, ass, anus, butt, bootius maximus. Yours, mine and others are exposed for the men who are no doubt fascinated by juicy meat. What's strange is that more and more women are getting butt enlargements. 1. So tell me, would you consider a booty lift surgery over a breast lift to please your man or yourself, if so why?

















Unless you're the kind of guy who is more
into a woman's chest then that's different.
Now dolls are made with extra junk the trunk and more meat on their breasts. You've seen the videos on MTV and BET. Guess what? Barbie is tired, fired and needs to retire. Ken been having jungle fever on the DL (old news), lol... Yep, believe it or not, women are having surgery in order to add more and more cushion, especially those who weren't blessed with buns.
Some men prefer both tits and booty while others specifically require a type A (ASS) similar to Jenny from the block (Jennifer Lopez) whom many believe opened the doors to the bootylicious Bible, but I think the craze has been here all along. So ladies: 2. Why do you think a man stare so hard at a round booty like a pair of cue cards? Is it because of the endless fantasies running in his mind of this fine ass? Of course some men would vouch they like boobs, but 9 out of 10 are gawking at a woman's behind in the streets, especially here in NY the land of milk chocolate and caramel thunder.
Well, hit back and share your thoughts.

19 comments:

SimplyFefe said...

If I was a guy, I'd equally like both. They are equally attractive parts of the female anatomy. Both are fun to play with during sex and both fill out clothes nicely. However, if I had to choose between either a breast lift or an a$$ lift I would go for the breast lift. Proper exercise and diet can bring about a perky butt, but no amount of cardio or weight lifting can ADEQUATELY lift saggy titties.

a.i.n.t. said...

I have to confess. I have a thing for a fine butt on a man myself. I stare because I'm admiring the way their pants fit. Yeah. And ain't nothin' like grippin' a handful of...oh. Uh, well, I'd go for the breast lift too, just as simplyfefe said. She hit that explanation dead on the head!

Delaleuverses said...

Lol, you're right about that, saggy tits cannot be solved with exercise, surgery minor or major is needed.

And yes, I love a guy's tight buns, saggy ones need not apply since I won't find space for them in my dictionary, lol.

Stunner said...

I don't know why, but I love big juicey tits and a big, round, bubble butt ass!

chele said...

I would not get surgery on my butt. I don't need it. :) But I'm in 40s and have had two kids so I would consider a breast lift. Why do men like asses? I don't know. I like them too. I can't explain why ... there's just something about a man who looks good from behind.

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

okay u got us....i love to see a confident, attractive black woman walking sexy...that just makes my day...

Rrramone said...

If only we understood the mysteries of attraction. Hmmmm, from where I sit it's all good. :-)

Poetry by Kai said...

thanks 4 stopping by.....

Ellen said...

Actually I'd prefer to have some of my butt sucked away. I miss getting into my nice little "size one" pants!
But I have to agree...nothing better than seeing a nice tight butt of a man from behind... no pun intended!

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

I'll get the breast lift.

Thanks for stopping by

The said...

I'm a died in the wool breast man. I don't know how it happened, but for as long as I can remember, I've been into the hoo-has. It has taken years to master looking at them without slobberin'! LOL
I appreciate all of the fine form of the female, but I prefer thick luv, with DDD's and much junk in the trunk.
Hope that doesn't make me shallow, but a person likes what he likes.

Delaleuverses said...

Hmmmmm...I see a diversity of answers, I didn't know that many women were into a man's buns. That's cool, it means that i'm not the only one :) But it does make me wonder what if the guy has a tight body/buns but you give him a big "S" not for sexy but (SCARY) would you even bother to drool over him and do a double-take? that's where the question lies if it's about the personality or the looks, well, that will be another topic to post. Thank you all for the visit.

blkbutterfly said...

i just wanted to stop by. i wanted to comment on your most recent post, but i don't know too much about poetry, and i wanted to have something of substance to say.
anyway, i would def. go w/ the breast lift. as has been said b4, you can work it out and get the butt into shape. breats? uhm, no. lol...
thanks for stopping by my spot. don't be a stranger...

Ty said...

I love women with a nice butt and breast that are palmable. I think big breasts get in the way although nice to look at. I don't want to suffocate when sucking them? LOL

Angela said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. I'll come and visit.

I like the brazilian bootie look and if I was younger...I'd think about it...but being a mother of 2 and breastfeeding them both...I would prefer a breast lift. With guys, I have always been a leg and butt fan. NICE FIRM BUNS!

fallen angel said...

i always tell guys, "you must be a breast man to be messing with me..." that "all black girls got ass" line is a damn MYTH!!! i have the breasts without the ass (blame it on my mama). of course i'd take the butt surgery, but i would get butt implants--cause there aint nothing to lift in the first place!!! because i've always had a flat ass, i stare at women's asses too. sometimes i see really big ones and all i'm thinking is "DAMN! how does she carry that around? i wonder if she can feel the strain of it like a backpack?" LOL
~fallen angel

Delaleuverses said...

Angela, you like the Brazillian bootie look now that's a first, lol

Fallen Angel, the backpack look is not at all bad, I've seen women with that kind of ass and it does make me wonder how they fit in those jeans without tearing them

Loula la nomade said...

LOL, no thanks no lift on both ends. At 44, I think my body is who I am with my imperfections and my sensuality. Instead of thinking of surgery I'd rather buy beautiful shoes. As far as men go, I look at their eyes first and how they carry themselves. Rather have a smart guy than a model, maybe I am gettin old lol.
Love your blog!

dont eat token said...

When I started to become attracted to my friend of five yeas (now my BF) the first thing that really struck me was his HOT FIRM ASS>

:)